From hell's heart I stab at thee, internet!

In a sense, a blog is like a neverending roll of internet toilet paper. You tear off a post, wipe your thoughts on it, and then throw it away. Except that the toilet is clogged for eternity and all the posts just swirl around endlessly in the citrine pool of internet refuse, just waiting to be fished out by prospective employers and grandpa, once he learns how to win at Google.

I figured I should at least pitch all my crap into the same bowl, though. So I guess this is mostly just a way for me to corral the stuff I write into one enclosure.